Funny Linux Commands

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Here is some funny stuffs?

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create


Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

LOL Who thought of this?! Must be some unixologic centenarian!

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Anonymous said...

linux commands r funny...hahaha..

Tamil Actor vijay

Anonymous said...

hi just funn..............
must be some unixologic ..

Tamil Actor vijay

Anonymous said...

this very nice and must be some unixologic centenarian of him in the chat.....

Tamil Actor ajith

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